When Rajpal Yadav speaks, even silence laughs. From donkeys and damp laundry to deep-fried wisdom and desi heartbreak, this king of comedy has dropped some of the most iconic one-liners Bollywood has ever seen. Get ready for facepalms, giggles, and full-on LOLs—because these dialogues are pure Rajpal-level gold!
Best Dialogues of Rajpal Yadav | Movie Dialogues
1. “Zara mera mukhda dekho, batao kaisa hai mera huliya?”
- Rajpal Yadav (Chhote Pandit)
- Movie: Bhool Bhulaiyaa
- Type: Comedy
- English Translation: “Just look at this face for a sec — tell me, how’s my whole vibe looking?”
2. “Arey beti Pushpa, kahan jaa rahi ho apne gadhe pe baith kar?”
- Rajpal Yadav (Chhote Pandit)
- Movie: Bhool Bhulaiyaa
- Type: Comedy
- English Translation: “Hey Pushpa beti, where are you off to—riding your donkey!”
3. “Raha nahin jaata tadap hi aisi hai”
- Rajpal Yadav (Ghulam Lakhan)
- Movie: Bagham Bhag
- Type: Comedy, Dramatic
- English Translation: “I just can’t help it… the craving is too real!”
4. “London ka mausam aur London ki ladkiyan inka koi bharosa nahi hai … yeh kabhi bhi rang badalte rehte hai”
- Rajpal Yadav (Ghulam Lakhan)
- Movie: Bagham Bhag
- Type: Comedy, Sarcasm
- English Translation: “London weather and London girls — you can’t trust either… they both change moods like traffic lights!”
5. “Hum koi mandir ka ghanta hai ki koi bhi aake baja jaata hai”
- Rajpal Yadav (Raja)
- Movie: Hungama
- Type: Comedy, Satire
- English Translation: “What do I look like — a temple bell? That anyone can just come and ring me up?”
6. “Jo bhi laa rahi ho do laana”
- Rajpal Yadav (Bandya)
- Movie: Chup Chup Ke
- Type: Comedy
- English Translation: “Whatever you’re bringing… make it double, okay?”
7. “Mujhe kapde dhona bahut ache se aata hai…main isko bilkul seekha dunga”
- Rajpal Yadav (Bandya)
- Movie: Chup Chup Ke
- Type: Comedy
- English Translation: “I’m basically a laundry pro… I’ll totally teach him how it’s done!”
8. “Main koi botal se nikla hua bhoot hun jo ek ke baad ek kaam dete hi jaa rahe ho?”
- Rajpal Yadav (Bandya)
- Movie: Chup Chup Ke
- Type: Dramatic, Comedy
- English Translation: “What am I, some genie fresh out of a bottle? Y’all just keep piling tasks like I grant unlimited wishes!”
9. “Aap do na, aap do na”
- Rajpal Yadav (Bandya)
- Movie: Chup Chup Ke
- Type: Comedy
- English Translation: “You give it, please… you give it!”
10. “Aye kisne ki hai ungli … kaun hai hamare beech mein Ganguly?”
- Rajpal Yadav (Chota Don)
- Movie: Partner
- Type: Comedy, Satire
- English Translation: “Hey! Who poked the drama? Who’s playing Ganguly between us now, huh?”
11. “Barf padh rahi hai aur haath mein koi jaam nahi … pilaye jao hum mein … hum mein koi kaam nahi”
- Rajpal Yadav (Lt. Dorjee)
- Movie: The Hero: Love Story of a Spy
- Type: Shayari, Weather, Food, Drinks
- English Translation: “It’s snowing out here and I’ve got no drink in my hand… just keep pouring, bro — I’ve got nothing better to do anyway!”
12. “Tu marega nahi … tu sadega!”
- Rajpal Yadav (Martan ‘Maru’)
- Movie: Dhol
- Type: Comedy
- English Translation: “You won’t die… you’ll rot slowly.”
13. “Aam aadmi ka naam sirf do hi baar aa sakta hai … ek toh baap ke paise se shaadi ke card pe … aur doosri baar mufat mein marne ke baad shok samachar mein”
- Rajpal Yadav (Uma Shankar Tripathi)
- Movie: Kyaa Kool Hai Hum
- Type: Adult Comedy
- English Translation: “The name of a common man comes only twice … once on his wedding card using his father’s money … and second after he dies, for free in the newspaper”
14. “Tumhara face football se tennis ball kyun ban gaya?”
- Rajpal Yadav (Kripal Sharma)
- Movie: Krrish 3
- Type: Sports, Comedy
- English Translation: “Why did your face turn from a football into a tennis ball?”
15. “Pizza ke tukde hote hai toh pet bharta hai … aur jab pyar ke tukde hote hai toh aashiq marta hai”
- Rajpal Yadav (Thapa)
- Movie: Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya
- Type: Comedy, Shayari
- English Translation: “When a pizza is broken into slices then the stomach fills up … and when love is broken into pieces then the lover dies”
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