Bhool Bhulaiyaa (2007), directed by the brilliant Priyadarshan, is more than just a film – it’s an emotion, a thriller, and a meme goldmine all rolled into one. This cult classic gave us chills, laughs, and some of the most unforgettable dialogues. From Akshay Kumar’s iconic entries to Vidya Balan’s spine-tingling transformation, these 15 dialogues from Bhool Bhulaiyaa still live rent-free in our heads – and hearts.
Dialogues from Bhool Bhulaiyaa | Movie Dialogues
1. “Itna susu laate kahan se ho tum?”
- Akshay Kumar (Dr. Aditya)
- Type: Comedy
- English Translation: “How do you even have that much pee in you?!”
2. “Hing ki baas aur prem ka vaas … chupaye nahi chupta”
- Unknown
- Type: Comedy
- English Translation: “You can’t really hide the smell of Asafoetida (Indian spice)… or the vibe of love – both just give themselves away!”
3. “Aap apne vishvas ko satya samajhte hai … aur main sirf satya pe vishvas rakhta hoon”
- Shiney Ahuja (Siddharth)
- Type: Truth, Honesty
- English Translation: “You treat your belief like it’s the truth… but me? I only believe in the actual truth.”
4. “Zara mera mukhda dekho, batao kaisa hai mera huliya?”
- Vidya Balan (Manjulika)
- Type: Dramatic
- English Translation: “Take a look at my face – tell me, how’s it?”
5. “Arey beti Pushpa, kahan jaa rahi ho apne gadhe pe baith kar?”
- Rajpal Yadav (Chhote pandit)
- Type: Comedy
- English Translation: “Hey daughter.. Pushpa, where are you off to, riding your donkey?”
6. “Bhaga to tu tha dhoti phad ke, aur duniya main dhindhora mere darr ka pit raha hai.”
- Rajpal Yadav (Chhote pandit)
- Type: Dramatic, Comedy
- English Translation: “You’re the one who ran off with your dhoti torn – but the whole world thinks I’m the scary one!”
7. “Tumne jo dekha woh sach tha, woh bhutni sach main mahal main ghum rahi hai.”
- Manoj Joshi (Badri)
- Type: Supernatural
- English Translation: “What you saw was real – yep, that ghost lady is actually roaming around the palace!”
8. “Iss Durgaastami ko main tujhe maar dalungi, uske baad hi mere bhatakna bandh hoga.”
- Vidya Balan (Manjulika)
- Type: Dramatic, Psychological
- English Translation: “This Durga Ashtami, I’m taking you down — only then will my restless spirit finally chill!”
9. “Kamine mujhse puch raha hai main kaun hoon, main Manjulika hoon.”
- Vidya Balan (Manjulika)
- Type: Climactic
- English Translation: “This idiot’s asking who I am? I’m Manjulika, duh!”
10. “Pagal khana khol rakha hai tum logo ne.”
- Akshay Kumar (Dr. Aditya)
- Type: Sarcastic
- English Translation: “What is this — a mental asylum you guys are running or what?!”
11. “Meri ek shanka hai.”
“Haan toh jaake bajao na.”
- Rajpal Yadav (Chhote pandit), Akshay Kumar (Dr. Aditya)
- Type: Comedy
- English Translation: “I have a shanka (doubt).”
“Well then go ahead and blow it!”
12. “Raadha ko badha hui hai Manjulika ki.”
- Manoj Joshi (Badri)
- Type: Belief-driven
- English Translation: “Looks like Manjulika taken over Radha — full-on haunted vibes!”
13. “Maine suna Africa se koi pagal doctor aaya hai, kya woh aap ho?”
- Rajpal Yadav (Chhote pandit)
- Type: Funny, Sarcastic
- English Translation: “I heard some crazy doctor flew in from Africa… is that you by any chance?”
14. “Jhund banake chalo, jhund banake chalo, mujhe koi sharm nahi batane main ki main data hua hu.”
- Paresh Rawal (Batukshankar)
- Type: Comedy, Tension-breaking
- English Translation: “Move like a pack, stay like a pack — and I’ve got zero shame in saying it… I’ve been beaten down before.”
15. “Are Sundan halwai, shaadi ho gayi tumhari?”
- Rajpal Yadav (Chhote pandit)
- Type: Comedy, Casual
- English Translation: “Hey Sundan the halwai, did you finally get hitched or what?”
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