These funny Valentine’s Day quotes and messages are perfect for everyone, whether you’re single, in a relationship, or somewhere in between.
Valentine’s Day is fantastic! However, the strain can occasionally become too great. Planning dates, giving gifts, and preparing special desserts may all be satisfying but suddenly become stressful. These funny Valentine’s Day quotes are perfect way to lighten the mood of your partner by having some fun. Use these succinct sayings as subtitles for your humorous Valentine’s Day cards or wishes.
You can either send one of these funny quotes to your Valentine on message or you can post them on your Instagram or include them in your Valentine’s Day card.
Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes & Messages For Her & Him
“I found the person who annoys me the least and called it love.” – Anonymous
“I love you more than chocolate.”- Unknown
“Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.” – Lewis Black
“I’m so glad I swiped right.” – Unknown
“Roses are red. Violets are blue. My Valentine’s date is cuter than yours.” – Anonymous
“I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours, I watched whatever I wanted on TV.” – Tracy Smith
“If paper valentines were still a thing, I’d give mine to you.”
“To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia.” – H. L. Mencken
“Every pizza I love every pizza you have.”
“I love you more than my coffee”.
“Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on x-rays, but you know it’s there.” – George Burns
“Would I rather be feared or loved? Umm… easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” – Michael Scott, The Office
“You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.” — Henny Youngman
“If you text ‘I love you’ to a person and the person writes back an emoji – no matter what that emoji, they don’t love you back.” — Chelsea Peretti
“I like the way you chew my mind like a bar of chocolate. It’s just a matter of days before I become brain dead because of your love!” – Anonymous
“I need to upgrade the power of my glasses because I’m blindly in love with you.” – Anonymous
“A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.” – Tim Allen