Marriages could be stressful. But anniversary celebrations don’t have to be! Lighten up the mood by sending some funny wedding wishes to your close and dear ones? With these funny yet beautiful wishes, you can celebrate the madness and craziness that makes marriage so much fun.
Here are some funny wedding wishes you can send to your spouse on this joyous occasion.
“Grammatically speaking, I consider you to be a period. Because you complete the sentence of my marriage. Happy Wedding Anniversary, darling!”
“The day I got married, I tore the calendar in half. It was because I wanted to share my days with you. Happy Marriage Anniversary, Love!”
“I was thinking of going to the confectionery, but I already have the sweetest thing in the world at home. Happy Anniversary, Dear!”
“With flowers in my hands and a smile plastered to my face, I rejoice for both of us being alive to this day. A solemn, Happy Anniversary!”
“Dear wife, you have made me religious. I pray to God for salvation every day now. Happy Anniversary, my lovely demon.”
“Beautiful things in life are often short-lived. And yet, I am fortunate enough to be holding your hands to this day. Happy Anniversary, my love!”
“On this very day, I scribbled my name on the tombstone of marriage. Surprisingly, dear wife, you have made my afterlife awfully delightful. Happy Wedding Anniversary!”
“My wife is a delightful cook. She really knows how to stir those emotions in the pot of our marriage. Happy Marriage Anniversary!”
“The mental gymnastics needed to wrap my head around the fact that we’ve been married for so long feels unreal. Happy Wedding Anniversary, My Love!”
“I deserve a special gift from you, sweetheart because I have tolerated a person like you all year long. Now, we’ll look forward to another year; Happy Marriage Anniversary.”
“Sometimes I feel like holding your hands forever, but then your hands get all sweaty, and I need to let go. Happy Anniversary, Dear. Sweat less!”
“Wish you a Happy Wedding Anniversary for gifting me a moment of love, a day of suffering, a week of the war, and a month of quarrel. Even after that, you are always special to me because you are my best companion.”
“I have been trying to get fit lately. It’s because you make me want to continue running on the treadmill of love forever. Happy Anniversary, Darling!”
“Today is the greatest day of my life because, from this day I lost my freedom, I learned to sleep late at night and get up early in the morning; and to cope with the babies. Even then, Happy Marriage Anniversary my beloved queen.”
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