Marriages could be stressful. But anniversary celebrations don’t have to be! Lighten up the mood by sending some funny wedding wishes to your close and dear ones? With these funny yet beautiful wishes, you can celebrate the madness and craziness that makes marriage so much fun.
Here are some funny wedding wishes you can send to your spouse on this joyous occasion.
– Funny Wedding Anniversary Wishes For Husband
– Funny Wedding Anniversary Wishes For Wife
Funny Wedding Anniversary Wishes For Husband
“Congrats! Cheers to a different year of struggling and misery.”
“A day of loving; A week of quarrel; A month of war; A year of marriage Happy Anniversary!”
“Let’s keep making memory after memory together; even though you’re losing yours. Happy Wedding Anniversary, Love!”
“Happy Anniversary to the best first husband I’ll ever have.”
“I’m completely not sick of you yet. Happy Wedding Anniversary, Sweetheart!”
“Through thick and through thin? I used to be thin and now I’m thick, but I still love you more than ever. Congrats on our anniversary, husband!”
“We go together like “copy” and “paste.” Happy Anniversary, Baby!”
“We have a love-hate relationship – we love one another and hate to be without each other. I’ll follow you wherever you go, my Love. Happy Wedding Anniversary, dear!”
“Three kids, two love birds, and one mortgage — We’re in this together. Love ya! Happy Anniversary Baby!”
“They said love like ours would never last. What do they know? Happy Anniversary, Baby!”
“I was thinking of going to the confectionery, but I already have the sweetest thing in the world at home. Happy anniversary, dear!”
“With flowers in my hands and a smile plastered to my face, I rejoice for both of us being alive to this day. A solemn, happy anniversary, baby!”
“My husband has made me religious. I pray to God for salvation every day now. Happy anniversary, my lovely demon.”
“Beautiful things in life are often short-lived. And yet, I am fortunate enough to be holding your hands to this day. Happy anniversary, my love!”
“On this very day, I scribbled my name in the tombstone of marriage. Surprisingly, my husband has made my afterlife awfully delightful. Happy anniversary!”
“My husband is a delightful cook. He really knows how to stir those emotions in the pot of our marriage. Happy anniversary!”
“Happy anniversary, my favorite clown. Thank you for making my marriage a circus. Wouldn’t have it any other way and a Happy Wedding Anniversary.”
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“I should have a special gift idea for managing you all these years! Along with some guidance, you are turning out to be an OKAY life partner! Happy Wedding Anniversary, Love!”
“You’re like a live wire because whenever I’m around you, I can feel the sparks of love. Happy Marriage Anniversary, Dear!”
“Thank you, husband, for being my personal bank. Know that your client loves you sincerely. By the way, happy anniversary.”
“My husband is a solvent with a low boiling point. But, when I kiss him, his anger evaporates. Happy anniversary, my other half.”
“On your anniversary, I want you to know how much I love annoying you. Thank you for putting up with me, my dear.”
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Funny Marriage/ Wedding Anniversary Wishes For Wife
“I opened my mailbox today. Surprisingly, there was no divorce letter to be found. Happy Marriage Anniversary, Love!”
“Whenever I see two of us, it makes me wonder if Shakespeare is alive & writing sonnets about our romance. Happy Wedding Anniversary, wife! Never change.”
“I have learned that marriage is a boxing ring. Thank you, partner, for smacking some sense into me. Love you.”
“I assume God must have stuck some superglue between us on the day of our wedding. Both of us seem so attached. Happy Marriage Anniversary, Love!”
“Leo Tolstoy wrote a book about us. It was titled “War and Peace.” Happy Wedding Anniversary darling!”
“These days, I find myself smiling a lot. I must be going mad, or perhaps it’s because of you, darling. Happy Marriage Anniversary!”
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“Grammatically speaking, I consider you to be a period. Because you complete the sentence of my marriage. Happy Wedding Anniversary, darling!”
“The day I got married, I tore the calendar in half. It was because I wanted to share my days with you. Happy Marriage Anniversary, Love!”
“I was thinking of going to the confectionery, but I already have the sweetest thing in the world at home. Happy Anniversary, Dear!”
“With flowers in my hands and a smile plastered to my face, I rejoice for both of us being alive to this day. A solemn, Happy Anniversary!”
“Dear wife, you have made me religious. I pray to God for salvation every day now. Happy Anniversary, my lovely demon.”
“Beautiful things in life are often short-lived. And yet, I am fortunate enough to be holding your hands to this day. Happy Anniversary, my love!”
“On this very day, I scribbled my name on the tombstone of marriage. Surprisingly, dear wife, you have made my afterlife awfully delightful. Happy Wedding Anniversary!”
“My wife is a delightful cook. She really knows how to stir those emotions in the pot of our marriage. Happy Marriage Anniversary!”
“The mental gymnastics needed to wrap my head around the fact that we’ve been married for so long feels unreal. Happy Wedding Anniversary, My Love!”
“I deserve a special gift from you, sweetheart because I have tolerated a person like you all year long. Now, we’ll look forward to another year; Happy Marriage Anniversary.”
“Sometimes I feel like holding your hands forever, but then your hands get all sweaty, and I need to let go. Happy Anniversary, Dear. Sweat less!”
“Wish you a Happy Wedding Anniversary for gifting me a moment of love, a day of suffering, a week of the war, and a month of quarrel. Even after that, you are always special to me because you are my best companion.”
“I have been trying to get fit lately. It’s because you make me want to continue running on the treadmill of love forever. Happy Anniversary, Darling!”
“Today is the greatest day of my life because, from this day I lost my freedom, I learned to sleep late at night and get up early in the morning; and to cope with the babies. Even then, Happy Marriage Anniversary my beloved queen.”
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