There are so many men, who complained about today’s women being gold diggers. They casually make a blanket statement about how today’s women are after money and they need expensive things or gifts to feel happy or loved. Men often share how they are treated unfairly or cruelly by women just because they don’t have money to win their hearts. Though it may be true in some cases that men are exploited by women, in most cases, women are not the ones exploiting!
Sick of hearing men complaining about how they feel persecuted by women’s high standards, this Twitter user listed free activities that men can do to win women’s hearts. The items on the list cost nothing but are the most progressive and heart-touching ways men can show women they care!
From cooking a simple Dal Chawal meal to doing laundry to respecting her parents, here are the simple things that this user listed that resonated with many men and women across the globe. The whole discussion started with this tweet:
TIRED of men acting persecuted by women’s ‘high’ standards so I’m going to make a list of FREE things that make us happy
All FREE— OhChiefestAndGreatestOfCalamities (@mustyoumustard) July 22, 2022
And, then she listed simple free things that men can do to make women happy, loved, and seen.
1. Cook a Meal
Cook a meal. A regular meal. Daal chawal. I don’t mean date night. I don’t mean a special favor. I mean maybe one day a week she doesn’t have to plan or cook. Daal pressure cooker mein dalo. Chawal 20 minute mein dam karo. Tarka lagai. Bas
— OhChiefestAndGreatestOfCalamities (@mustyoumustard) July 22, 2022
2. Compliment Her
Compliment her. That’s it. That’s the rocket science. Do it without making it sound like a joke. Do it when she gets dressed up for an outing. Puts on eyeliner. Literally a sentence. That’s it.
— OhChiefestAndGreatestOfCalamities (@mustyoumustard) July 22, 2022
3. Send Memes
If you see a cute cringy af meme, two cats cuddling, a stupid shair on the back of a truck, send it to her
— OhChiefestAndGreatestOfCalamities (@mustyoumustard) July 22, 2022
4. Pick Up A Broom
Dust. Grab a rag and dust. Just do it. Jaley utaro. Pankhey saaf karo. Just do it as Nike says. Do it well.
— OhChiefestAndGreatestOfCalamities (@mustyoumustard) July 22, 2022
Don’t do it well enough for her? Stop weaponising your incompetence. Ask her to teach you and actually learn.
5. Not Just The Rooms, Clean The Bathroom
Next time you take a shower, deep clean the bathroom. Like deep clean. Scrub the tiles. The faucets and pipes. Clean the toilet. Dust the windowsill. Remove the spider webs. Wash and dry the toothbrush holder and the soap dish and all the bottles. Clean the mirror.
— OhChiefestAndGreatestOfCalamities (@mustyoumustard) July 22, 2022
6. Do Laundry
Do the laundry. Again Google it.
— OhChiefestAndGreatestOfCalamities (@mustyoumustard) July 22, 2022
7. Encourage her to spend time with her friends
Tell her to go out with friends. Heck don’t just tell her. CLEAR HER SCHEDULE SO SHE CAN GO
— OhChiefestAndGreatestOfCalamities (@mustyoumustard) July 22, 2022
8. Sing a song for her
Sing a song. Any song. SA has a long history of really good love songs. Just sing it. Tell her you’re singing it for her. Sing the song
— OhChiefestAndGreatestOfCalamities (@mustyoumustard) July 22, 2022
9. Respect Her Parents
Respect her parents. Let her be their child and support them. Costs 0 rupees also.
— OhChiefestAndGreatestOfCalamities (@mustyoumustard) July 22, 2022
10. In Case You Are Married, Share Parenting Responsibilities
Parent your child. That’s it. Taking that baby/toddler/child off her hands for a couple of hours and playing with it costs 0 rupees. Washing its potty also costs 0 rupees but is so MUCH MORE VALUABLE
— OhChiefestAndGreatestOfCalamities (@mustyoumustard) July 22, 2022
11. Pay Attention To Her Choices
Pay attention. What does she like? To eat? To buy? Books? Stationary? Her favourite colour? That way on a birthday or anniversary you’ll actually KNOW WHAT TO BUY FOR HER.
— OhChiefestAndGreatestOfCalamities (@mustyoumustard) July 22, 2022
Literally just ask her friend or check out the small businesses she follows on insta.
Ya I got you this cheap little notebook with a cool graphic on it because I know you like cute glittery graphics here you go
— OhChiefestAndGreatestOfCalamities (@mustyoumustard) July 22, 2022
12. Lovemaking Never Costs Anything
Veering back into free territory. Good sex also costs no money. Be good at sex. If you don’t know how, open an incognito tab and Google it
— OhChiefestAndGreatestOfCalamities (@mustyoumustard) July 22, 2022
13. Take Pictures Of Her
Take pictures of her. Whenever you’re out. When you think she looks nice. When she thinks she looks nice. A candid from across the shadi hall maybe. Take one without her noticing. Surprise her with it you fool.
— OhChiefestAndGreatestOfCalamities (@mustyoumustard) July 22, 2022
14. Don’t Let Your Family Talk Shit About Her
Don’t let your family talk shit about her or disrespect her. Last I checked that you can get that stuff for about 0 rupees at most wholesale markets.
— OhChiefestAndGreatestOfCalamities (@mustyoumustard) July 22, 2022
15. Serve Your Guest
Taking your ass off the sofa during family dawats and helping her prep and serve is also, you guessed it, free.
— OhChiefestAndGreatestOfCalamities (@mustyoumustard) July 22, 2022
16. Control Your Anger
Learn to CONTROL YOUR TEMPER. Google how to do it.
— OhChiefestAndGreatestOfCalamities (@mustyoumustard) July 22, 2022
The Twitter user concluded the thread with a powerful tweet:
You all REFUSE to do the bare minimum here so what else can you offer? Your salary? A comfortable life? Respect? Kindness? What?
— OhChiefestAndGreatestOfCalamities (@mustyoumustard) July 22, 2022
In return you all want a robot. Someone with no personality who you can program to your liking. Someone who obeys you explicitly. Who follows your schedule. Someone who, when she’s done with housework, parenting, socialising with YOUR family, folds herself nicely into a drawer
— OhChiefestAndGreatestOfCalamities (@mustyoumustard) July 22, 2022
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