As Halloween is around the corner, so are the Halloween jokes. This is our comprehensive collection of Halloween jokes that would leave you with a perfect laugh, leading to a perfect celebration.
These Halloween puns will leave your friends, family and guests charmed in the best way possible. So, be ready to have the most fa-boo-lous holiday with our best collection of Halloween jokes. If you are planning for Halloween Party for your kids, here are some of the BEST FUN HALLOWEEN GAMES FOR KIDS. And, if you would like to have some additional laughs, don’t forget to read our DARK JOKES COLLECTION, which is quite popular over the internet.
Funny Ghost and Goblin Jokes
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
What room does a ghost not need? A living room.
What position does a ghost play in hockey? A Goulie
What kinds of pants do ghosts wear? Boo-jeans.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers!
What is a ghost’s nose full of? Boooooogers!
Why did the zombie skip school? He felt rotten.
Why do ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the Boos.
Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween? It didn’t have a haunting license.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend!
Why did the ghost starch his sheet ? He wanted everyone scared stiff.
What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!
What’s a ghost’s favourite dessert? I-Scream!
Where do ghosts buy their food? At the ghost-ery store!
How do you know when a ghost is sad? He starts boo hooing.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop? Boo-tiques!
How do ghosts wash their hair? With sham-boo.
Funny Mummy Jokes
Why don’t mummies take time off? They’re afraid to unwind.
Why did the headless horseman go into business? He wanted to get ahead in life.
What kind of music do mummies like listening to on Halloween? Wrap music.
Why don’t mummies have friends? Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves.
Why couldn’t the mummy go to school with the witch? He couldn’t spell.
How do mummies tell their future? They read their horror-scope.
Where does a mummy go on vacation? The Dead Sea.
Funny Vampire Jokes
Why did the vampire read the newspaper? He heard it had great circulation.
How do vampires get around on Halloween? On blood vessels.
What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire? It’s a pain in the neck.
What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house? A grave problem.
How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
What happens when a vampire goes in the snow? Frost-bite.
What is a vampire’s favourite holiday, besides Halloween? Fangs-giving!
Why don’t vampires have more friends? Because they are a pain in the neck.
What do you give a vampire when he’s sick? Coffin-drops.
What is a vampire’s favourite fruit? A blood orange.
Funny Skeleton Jokes
Why do skeletons have low self-esteem? They have no body to love.
Know why skeletons are so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton? The grim sweeper.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no “body” to dance with.
What do skeletons order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the scary movie? He didn’t have the guts.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.
How do you make a skeleton laugh? You tickle his funny bone!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to school? His heart wasn’t in it.
What instrument does a skeleton play? The trombone.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because there was no “Body” on the other side.
Funny Witch Jokes
What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet.
What kind of food would you find on a haunted beach? A sand-witch!
What was the witch’s favorite subject in school? Spell-ing!
What do you call two witches living together? Broom-mates!
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup? Ma-scare-a.
How does a witch style her hair? With scare-s-pray.
What do you call a witch who goes to the beach? A sand-witch.
Funny Monster Jokes
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet!
What’s big, scary and has three wheels? A monster riding a tricycle!
What monster plays tricks on Halloween? Prank-enstein!
Which Halloween monster is good at math? Count Dracula!
Why did the Cyclops give up teaching? He only had one pupil!
What kind of dog does Dracula have? A blood hound.
Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? Don’t cry … it’s just my Halloween costume!
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Witch! Witch who? Witch one of you will give me lots of Halloween candy?
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Phillip! Phillip who? Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Dishes! Dishes who? Dishes a very Halloween bad joke!