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45 Best Funny Short Jokes To Have A Quick Laugh

by IForHer Team
January 14, 2022

We have compiled some funny short jokes that would bring a smile on everyone’s face. 

Short Jokes are the most popular jokes as they are not just easy to remember but also the funniest. Short Jokes protect you from the embarrassment of forgetting the punchline halfway through in the joke! Short jokes are perfect jokes to get a quick laugh on face of your loved ones and even strangers! These funny one-liners are equally hit among kids as they are with adults!

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So, here are some funny short quotes to leave you giggling:

Funny Short Jokes For Kids & Adults

Two artists had an art contest. It ended in draw.

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Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.

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Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why are snails slow? Because they’re carrying a house on their back.

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Funny Short Jokes For Kids & Adults

What’s the smartest insect? A spelling bee!

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Why did the M&M go to school? It wanted to be a smartie.


ALSO READ: 21 Clever Intelligent Jokes To Tickle Brains Of Smart People


A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me, I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replies “Sorry, I don’t follow you…”

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Funny Short Jokes For Kids & Adults

Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

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Helvetica & Times New Roman walk into a bar. “Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type!”

I invented a new word! Plagiarism!

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What kind of music do mummies  listen to? Wrap music.

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What did the baby corn ask the mama corn? “Where’s Pop corn?”

What falls but  never gets hurt? Snow.

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Some More Funny Short Jokes For Adults & Kids

I have a fear of  speed bumps. But, I am slowly getting over it.


ALSO READ: 40 Funny Dark Humor Jokes For Those Who Enjoy Twisted Laughs


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Rest in peace to boiling water. You will be mist.

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.

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Funny Short Jokes For Kids & Adults

Him: “I was a fool when I married you.”

Her: “I know, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

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Boy: Wanna hear a joke? Girl: No thanks. I’m already looking at one.

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Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

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My girlfriend treats me like a God. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

What did one plate say to his friend? Tonight, dinner’s on me!

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Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint!

How does the ocean say hi? It waves!

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What do you call a couple of chimpanzees sharing an Amazon account? PRIME-mates.

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Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed.

Why did the soccer player take so long to eat dinner? Because he thought he couldn’t use his hands.

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Name the kind of tree you can hold in your hand? A palm tree!

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Which superhero hits home runs? Batman! 

What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation. 

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What did one math book say to the other? “I’ve got so many problems.”

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A plane crashed in the jungle and every single person died. Who survived? Married couples. 

What goes up and down but doesn’t move? The Staircase!

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What kind of keys are sweet? Cookies! 

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Why was the belt arrested? Because it was holding up some pants.

Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because her parents were in a jam.

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Did you hear the joke about the roof? Never mind, it would go over your head.

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What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.

Funny Short Jokes For Kids & Adults

Why won’t peanut butter tell you a secret? He’s afraid you’ll spread it! 

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Who eats snails? People who don’t like fast food!

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What did the bathtub say to the toilet? “You look flushed!”

Funny Short Jokes For Kids & Adults

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory.

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Hope you enjoyed these funny short jokes as much as we did! 

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