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45 Dirty Knock Knock Jokes For Adults To Make Anyone Blush

by IForHer Team
April 29, 2023

These dirty Knock Knock Jokes are strictly for adults. These Knock Knock Jokes are so naughty that you will thank us later. But, what makes these dirty jokes so loved is the fact that they are humorous without being offensive. So, in case you are ready for some dirty Knock Knock flirty jokes for adults, prepare yourself for the hilarious ride ahead!

Dirty Knock Knock Jokes For Adults

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1. Knock, knock.

Who’s there? School. School who? School your ass.

2. Knock knock.

Who’s there? The waitress. The waitress who? I just needed the tip!

3. Knock, knock.

Who’s there? Mayan Ipples. Mayan Ipples who? Mayan Ipples are so hard right now.

4. Knock, knock.

Who’s there? Izzy Data. Izzy Data who? Izzy Data test tube in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

5. Knock, knock.

Who’s there? A yam. A yam who? A yam so wet for you right now.

6. Knock, knock.

Who’s there? Fuck you said. Fuck you said who? “Me!”

7. Knock, knock.

Who’s there? Amanda squeeze. Amanda squeeze who? You want amanda squeeze you all night?

8. Knock, knock.

Who’s there? Tara. Tara who? Tara McClosoff.

9. Knock, knock.

Who’s there? Someone. Someone who? Someone who will get you laid.

10. Knock, knock.

Who’s there? [Sexy voice:] Who would you like it to be?

11. Knock, knock.

Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? You’re justin time to see me strip for you.

12. Knock, knock.

Who’s there? Parton! Parton who? Parton my lips for you.

13. Knock, knock.

Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kiss you all over.

14. Knock, knock.

Who’s there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan to do something naughty with you!

15. Knock, knock.

Who’s there? Anita! Anita who? Anita you right now!

16. Knock, knock.

Who’s there? Ida. Ida who? Ida rather be naked with you right now.

17. Knock, knock.

Who’s there? Al. Al who? Al let you touch my booty if you open this door.

18. Knock, knock.

Who’s there? Ben Hur. Ben Hur who? Ben hur over!

19. Knock, knock.

Who’s there? Iguana. Iguana who? Iguana feel you up, baby.

20. Knock, knock.

Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream for you all night long.

Knock Knock Jokes For Adults

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21. Knock, knock.

Who’s there? Disguise. (Disguise who?) Disguise your boyfriend? I can do you better.

22. Knock, knock.

Who’s there? Boss bank. Boss bank who? Boss bank you tonight if you’re naughty.

23. Knock, knock.

Who’s there? When where. When where who? Tonight, my place, you and me.

24. Knock, knock.

Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita you inside me.

25. Knock knock.

Who’s there? Please pray for! Please pray for who? Me, I can only do the missionary position.

26. Knock knock.

Who’s there? Lover. Lover who? It’s me, how many lovers do you have?

27. Knock knock.

Who’s there? The mechanic. The mechanic who? I heard you wanted a rim job

28. Knock knock.

Who’s there? The dentist. The dentist who? I heard you had some cavities that needed filling.

29. Knock, knock.

Who’s there? Nicholas! Nicholas who? Knickerless girls shouldn’t climb trees.

30. Knock, knock.

Who’s there? Ben Hur. Ben Hur who? Ben hur up!

Dirty Knock Knock Jokes To Make People Blush

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31. Knock, knock.

Who’s there? Waiter. Waiter who? Waiter I get my hands on you.

31. Knock, knock.

Who’s there? May I come in? May I come in who? You can once we have a discussion about birth control.

33. Knock, knock.

Who’s there? Dozer. Dozer who? Dozer the biggest breasts I’ve ever seen.

34. Knock, knock.

Who’s there? Myra! Myra who? My right nut.

35. Knock, knock.

Who’s there? Boo? Boo who? Stop crying, you pussy. It’s just a joke.

36. Knock, knock.

Who’s there? Bee. Bee who? I like the view from bee-hind you.

37. Knock, knock.

Who’s there? Willis! Willis who? Willis be the first time I kiss you?

38. Knock knock.

Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for something naughty

39. Knock knock.

Who’s there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? OK but just this once

40. Knock knock.

Who’s there? Juicy. Juicy who? Juicy that lady’s rack?

Funny Dirty Jokes That Are Not For Kids

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41. Knock, knock.

Who’s there? Jamaican. Jamaican who? Jamaican me horny.

 42. Knock knock.

Who’s there? Mike. Mike who? Mike Litoris

43. Knock knock.

Who’s there? How could you forget my name after last night?

44. Knock knock.

Who’s there? Hugh. Hugh who? Hugh G. Rection

45. Knock knock.

Who’s there? Alpha. Alpha who? Alpha Q.

46. Knock knock.

Who’s there? Child dress. Child dress who? Well I didn’t want to make you an adultress.

47. Knock knock.

Who’s there? Gordon. Gordon who? Gordon Rams Me

48. Knock knock.

Who’s there? Salt. Salt who? Salt T. Nuts

49. Ding dong.

Who’s there? I would have knocked but the doorbell was at waist height

50. Knock knock.

Who’s there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? You…

51. Knock knock.

Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita P. Ness

52. Knock, knock.

Who’s there? Ida Comfort. Ida Comfort who? Ida comfort you a long time ago if I’d known how hot you are.

Knock knock jokes for adults aren’t just a source of amusement. They can also serve as a powerful tool for sparking romantic connections and keeping the fires of passion burning in a long-term relationship. With their playful wit and flirty undertones, these jokes are the perfect way to break the ice with someone you’re attracted to or to show your partner that you still find them irresistible. Whether you’re trying to reignite the spark in your relationship or just looking to inject some humor into your daily routine, dirty flirty knock knock jokes are the answer. They can make your partner laugh, lift their spirits, and remind them of the fun-loving and carefree person they fell in love with.

But as with all forms of humor, it’s important to use these jokes responsibly and with respect for others. Always be mindful of your partner’s boundaries and feelings, and never use jokes in a way that could be hurtful or offensive. As long as you keep these guidelines in mind, you can enjoy the playful and flirtatious world of knock knock jokes for adults to the fullest.

Hope you enjoyed these dirty jokes. In case you are game for some more laughs, don’t forget to read our – Dark Jokes Collection. In case dark jokes don’t entertain you, here is an ‘Intelligent Jokes Collection’ for clever minds. If you are not in the mood to try that either, then don’t worry. Here are some great short jokes that are perfect for some quick laughs. And, in case you want to try something new, we have some fun dirty games for naughty date night

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