Get ready to laugh out loud with these hilarious fish jokes! In case you just need a good laugh, we are 100% sure these jokes are sure to delight. Perfect for sharing with friends or just enjoying a giggle on your own, these fishy jokes will reel you in with their humor. Dive in and enjoy the fun!
Fish Jokes That Are Super-funny
1. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
2. Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
3. Why did the fish refuse to share its treasure? It was being shellfish!
4. Why don’t fish play basketball? Because they’re afraid of the net!
5. What do you get when you cross a banker and a fish? A loan shark!
6. What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall? “Oh, Dam!”
7. How do fish always know their weight? They have their own scales!
8. Why did the fish get bad grades? Because it was below sea level.
9. What the clown fish’s biggest fear? That he’s not really finny.
10. Where do fish live? Fin-land
11. What kind of fish eats mice? A catfish.
12. How do shellfish take photos? With a clam-era.
13. Where do fish go to borrow money? A loan-shark.
14. Why are fish so smart? Because they swim in schools.
15. What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
16. How do fish always know what’s going on? They read the current news!
17. How do fish end arguments? They wave the white fin!
18. What do you call a fish that can perform stunts? A swordfish!
19. What kind of fish performs brain surgery? A sturgeon!
20. What do you call a fish that needs help with its vocals? Autotuna!
21. What kind of music should you listen to while fishing? Something catchy!
22. Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
23. Which vitamin do fish love the most? Vitamin Sea!
24. Why don’t fish ever make good politicians? Because they’re always flip-flopping!
25. What do you call a fish that’s been acting badly? A little fishy!
26. How do fish go into business? They start on a small scale!
27. What’s a fish’s favorite part of a joke? The fin-ale!
28. Why did the fish join the band? It knew how to play the scales!
29. What kind of fish is rich? A goldfish!
30. Why did the fish fail in geometry exam? It forgot to bring its scales!
31. How does a fish know when the party’s over? Well, it’s obvious when it’s fin-ished.
32. What did the fish say after seeing her date’s dance moves? “I’m hooked!”
33. Why don’t fish ever get in trouble? Because they always know their plaice!
34. How do fish listen to music? On their scales!
35. Fish always have scales in the game.
36. What kind of fish is good at playing hide and seek? A koi fish!
37. How do fish get from home to school? They use the salmon bus!
38. What’s a fish’s favorite karate move? The koi chop!
39. How do fish write underwater? With a splash pen!
40. What’s a fish’s favorite TV show? Whale of Fortune!
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